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August 29, 2018
We are sorry to inform you that, yes, we have again begun offering more movies with our weekly updates that do not have menus. But that's actually a good thing... if you're into movies with better quality! And in two paragraphs, we'll do our best to explain how a movie without a menu could be better than one that has a menu.
For those of you who actually read our newsflashes, you might remember that in our last one dated June 8th we had mentioned that we were going to push for quality over ____ by offering more movies in our updates that have menus. Since that ill-fated newsflash, we began to realize that the movies we had been allowed to offer of late without menus tended to be of significantly better quality than those that do have menus. Our singular thought was... WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
We came to a decision that results in us offering you more titles WITHOUT menus, but that allows us to ASSURE you that the great majority of them, particularly those up to 150 minutes, will be of VERY GOOD quality. And you can typically still use a browsing function to access their chapters. We will retain our color-coding scheme, but will now indicate the titles WITHOUT menus in purple (instead of red). As before, you can still identify exclusive titles, the ones that major competitors don't offer.
We greatly apologize for the various issues we have presented to you with titles in our weekly updates this year. If you have any remaining confusion as to their quality, please feel free to email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.